Monday, October 29, 2007
Superman

I was flipping through the channels last night and stopped briefly to watch a couple minutes of the new Superman movie that they recently came out with and had an epiphany. I think I figured out why Superman is super.
The way I see it, Superman's "super" powers are not really super powers but rather an exaggerations of a story teller. The reason Superman is "super" is because he is a normal person living amongst a society filled with retards. If you can't tell Superman and Clark Kent apart just because he is or isn't wearing a pair of glasses, then I don't care if you're a renowned journalist for the Daily Planet, you're retarded. This theory also explains why Clark Kent acts so goofy in order to hide his identity; he has to fake a lower level of intelligence in order to blend in.
The "super" powers seem to be an addition in order to make the story more interesting. You couldn't really sell a story about a normal person living in a society where mental retardation is a norm and portraying a character do what regular people do on a daily basis. Perhaps kryptonite symbolizes the autistic people who show signs of genius while still suffering from mental retardation like Rain Man.
To be honest, I'm just sick and tired of Hollywood and their prolonged phase of making all these movies based off of comic books. It was cute back when X-Men came out, but like reality TV, it's lost its magic. It's time to move on.